Why you Should be Scared of the Dark

The dark is a pretty timid thing that likes to hide in corners and runs away when you turn on a lamp.

Except any time I turn off the light in any room ever, all the furniture in that room decides to play a little game called Lets-all-jump-right-in-Chad's-way-cause-he-can't-see-us.

Then I trip and die.

The End